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Your mistake is assuming we haven't already tried. Channel52Jan 11, GelatinousEncore likes this. In Brian W. Aldiss ' semi-autobiographical novel The Hand-Reared Boyhe describes group masturbation practices at a British boys' boarding school. One boy with an especially large penis is capable of fellating himself, a fact which the narrator, Horatio Stubbs, verifies.
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Namespaces Article Talk. The worst part about that one inch that keeps your dick head from your sweet, sweet lips is that we know there are guys out there who can actually bridge that abyss—and they're not even contortionists or freaks with a whole foot of pipe in their briefs.
These are just normal guys who have the gift of self-pleasure. Here are some tips from two different guys who can both fellate their own little fella. One is Nude and bold pics Kade, an adult video performer who often performs his penile parlor trick for the camera, and the other is a young man named John who didn't want his real name used because he doesn't want to be forced to throw his legs over his head at every party he goes to for the rest of his life.
But that sounds like way too much effort, I think my hands will do just fine for now. I must admit, I'm tempted to try. Sometimes I wonder why I even bother with the flood I am over the age of AGE. Illegal Activity.