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But fuck it, the Rancor was probably endangered too. This billboard from Indonesia is a creative effort by the Formula Toothcare company to illustrate the fact that their toothpaste builds strong teeth, though there's a huge bonus message for cock young children: People in pictures can only come alive if they're very big and hungry enough to eat you. Even knowing that it's not Photoshopped, it takes teen few minutes to figure out what's going on in this photo from the Sports Illustrated archive.

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Young it must be a Photoshop, right? Wrong again. The Inversion House is an art project that answers the pressing question: What would your neighbor's place look like if it was sucked through a straw in the Looney Tunes and The answer is pretty cool, though apparently not nearly as cool as whatever year-olds are texting each other these days.

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This discovery pretty much makes Journey to the Center of the Earth obsolete. This too-out-of-place-to-be-true Santa is actually just a woman in costume and makeup if you look close, you can see where some rubbed off around her neck. Otherwise, holy shit, we're thinking we'd call this fake even if it happened right in front of us. Andy Thomas. The greyscale Santa herself actually showed up in our forums to explain how she did it. And we won't complain, because it's really freaking cool. Kim Carpenter.

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Anthony is, but based on some of these pictures, we're guessing he's the patron of badassery. It looks like a city about to get drained out of a giant's bathtub, but it's actually a picture of the world's largest diamond mine outside of Mirny, Russia.

This mine is so large that air currents prevent helicopters from flying over it. By the way, the title of World's Second Largest Hole still belongs to your mom. If you're thinking that looks like somebody pulled the plug on a huge cartoonish bathtub drain under a lake That's Lake Berryessa in California, and the "drain" controls the water levels in the lake.

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They're not going to be a threat unless you're already immobile and trapped on the floor of the deep sea say, from a cramp-inducing jellyfish stingbut if that is the case, they'll likely swarm over your motionless body and feast on your soon-to-be corpse until they're bursting at the seams.

There's no record of anything like that ever happening, of course, but then again, there's no record of it not happening, and looking at this thing's smug horrible "face," we're ready to assume the worst.

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