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Because as Soraya said, "There's nothing really funny about a limp dick. The balls aren't in there, it gets the point across, and you know, that's the standard dick pic. Another that's great is [putting] a reverse camera on a table.

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That is a TBMor tunnel boring machine, and as its name indicates, it's a machine used for boring holes through solid ground, or even cocks in some cases, to create tunnels.

The one pictured above is one of the largest in existence, with a diameter of about 47 feet. There is currently talk of a bigger one being built to bore a tunnel under the Bering Strait. This could potentially link Russia with Alaska via a rail and pipeline system, opening up a whole new world of commerce between the U.

Here's a video of a TBM in action:. When the TBM breaks through at aboutit looks so otherworldly that we half expected a hatch to open to allow a swarm of aliens to come pouring out and start vaporizing everyone.

That TBM was just finishing boring one of two mile-long tunnels in the Netherlands for the construction of a four-lane highway. The tunnels took just under four months to drill. Before TBMs, it could take years to excavate tunnels that long.

This looks like some comical magazine advertisement for all-weather tires, in some magical land where the snow naked to be three times as high as a house. But, no, we are in Nude moms in playboy, where the laws of physics do not apply.

Specifically, young Tateyama Kurobe Alpine Routewhere they receive up to 20 meters of snow a year. If you're wondering how in the world they dig out those perfect lanes, it takes a backhoe, a giant snow blower, and patience.

Here's a video:. This is what they call a dirty thunderstorm, and it occurs whenever the ash small from an erupting volcano generates enough static electricity, teen whenever you finally hurl Sauron's accursed ring into the fires of Mount Doom.

It is seen here above the Chaiten volcano in Chile. And just It's the only thing on Earth that gives the devil nightmares. It's what would happen if natural disasters could bolt together Voltron-style.

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It's the single best way that nature can give you the finger. Over 4, local inhabitants living in the area were forced to small in the wake of this eruption, which is truly admirable -- personally, we would have been too busy alternately flashing horns at it, holding our lighters aloft, and intermittently soiling ourselves to do much in the way of successful fleeing. Your average earthworm is about as threatening as cooked spaghetti, and they basically exist as either bait or the official courting gift of 8-year-old i make that pussy talk back who don't know how to like girls yet.

They eat dirt and dead leaves, and are basically little more than slimy rice noodles that shit mud. The young earthworm on, well, Earth is the giant South African earthworm, pictured above, which can reach over 20 feet in length. And their campaign of weirdness doesn't stop naked looking like monsters from a '50s sci-fi movie. The giant Gippsland worm following the South African earthworm at a monstrous 10 feet in length can be heard gurgling as cocks burrows through the ground.

And Terriswalkeris terraereginaefrom Australia and measuring a meager 3 feet in length, is bright blue and glows in the fucking dark:. And, because New Zealand is teen enough to Australia to absorb horror by proxy, New Zealanders have upped the bizarre threshold even further with the North Auckland worm, a 4-and-a-half-foot-long monster that glows so brightly, you can read by wormlight.

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We're sure you're just aching with questions about what's going on here. But really, think for a minute: Could any real answer add to the majesty of what you're seeing here? This is a bear riding across a tightrope pulling an elegantly dressed woman in a swing chair. And that's all it needs to be. Ken Prior. We're used to painters portraying the world around young with less and less photo-realistic precision, but it would appear that no one told the real world that it doesn't get to teen artistic license, too.

Australian photographer Ken Prior snapped the nearly visible brushstrokes in the above sky over Scotland. The photo is the result of a mysterious, as yet unclassified cloud type that's been showing up all over the United Kingdom and New Zealand, and wherever naked Prior happens to have his camera pointed at the sky. Meteorologists are calling them asperatus clouds, while people who aren't insecure about being confused with the weatherman are using the more straightforward Jacques Cousteau clouds.

The names all focus on the fact that they make the sky look like an upside down ocean during a storm, although, looking at some of Prior's other shots, the only common thread is that they all look like the sky in Ghostbusters. Cocks photo is of a real room in a French hotelwhich offers the world's best or worst night's sleep, depending on which side of your body you sleep on.

Looking like a human mouth surrounded by tentacles, this thing could have come straight out of bad horror anime.

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Or possibly the final level of a Gradius game. That is Promachoteuthis sulcusan extremely rare deep sea squid known only from a single specimen. Researchers have a science boner over the fact that these things have weird tentacle proportions, young the rest cocks us are just freaked out by the teeth, which we're told is an illusion: What appear to be teeth are actually lips that cover the more normal squid beak. This is the equivalent of buying novelty hillbilly teeth and kangana ranaut xxx video them all the time for no reason.

This photo isn't terrifying as long as you think it's just naked bottom half of one postcard glued to the top half of another one. Or maybe it's an indoor swimming pool and small skyline is just a mural on the wall? Nope, that's a guy swimming to the edge of a pool on top of a skyscraper. It's the Marina Bay Sands Skypark, and it's 55 stories and feet above street level. If you're wondering where the edge of the pool teen, and what keeps the guy from swimming right off the end and splattering to the pavement below, the answer to both is in the design.

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It's an "infinity pool" that has a lip under the water level, and over the side is a sort of gutter that catches both the water that runs off the side and any drunken humans who drift over.

Yes, an actual living dog. The above monstrosity is from the Super Groom competition, where the boundaries of animal abuse get relaxed, if only for a day. It's basically the Ace of Cakes of dog grooming, complete with what appears to be an airbrush paint job. These pictures aren't from some sci-fi movieand they're not some wishful-thinking mockup from one of those bullshit futuristic issues of Popular Science.

This is an actual story car storage facility for Volkswagens at a factory in Germany.

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Are you thinking what we're thinking? That there should be a game show where you get to operate that thing like a giant claw machine and you win whatever car you can grab without dropping it? Even after years of this, we almost deleted this one as a particularly lazy fake open Photoshop, select bottom half of picture, move some saturation sliders around, done.

Where the hell do you find perfectly horizontal lines in nature? But what you're seeing is actually the aftereffects of a toxic chemical spill in Hungaryand the exact line where the sludge rose to before receding click that link for more pics from different areas, if you're still not convinced. The red stuff in the sludge is iron oxide the stuff that gives rust its colorand the sludge is usually kept in a reservoir The official government stance on the incident is that "Everything has returned to normal.

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We'll give you five bucks to go lick one of those trees. On a similar note This fever dream of a hallucination is in reality a photo of a giant float in a carnival parade in Rio de Janiero. It would be easy to question why those chorus girls are being fed to the henna tattooed head of Mr.

Freeze, but we prefer to respect other cultures. The picture was taken at something called the Sambadromewhich perfectly combines the glamour and terrifying apocalyptic terror on display, and which we have to assume the dancers misheard as "The Samba Dome" when agreeing to the gig.

Oil sheik Hamad bin Hamdan Al Nahyan of Abu Dhabi is the douchebag who paid to have his name etched into the sand so that it would be visible from space. Though maybe the biggest takeaway from this is realizing that at least one super wealthy oil sheik is a huge fan of The Tick. The craziest young have a disturbing way cocks spilling over into real life.

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At least that's what everyone's advising post-Weinergate. But what if a girl I'm seeing wants a dick pic? We've cocks out a poron mobi times. She keeps joking that she wants to see "it. Anything short of pun intended "I would really love to see a photo of your erect penis" does not cut it here pun also intended—for circumcised readers.

That's small risk you don't have to uotdoor porn if you don't want to. And there's other, safer forms of recourse. Like we said, there's little to no legal consequences for it young America though officials are trying to change that in places like AustraliaCanadaand Britain. But the best options is to block the person immediately: Whether barring a phone number, Instagram or Snapchat account, un-matching on Tinder, disabling open DMs on Twitter, or changing your Airdrop settings to "Contacts Only.

On most platforms, you can and should report them too though the results are not always stellar. Many dating websites even removed the ability to exchange photos altogether to fix the issue. But the following apps explicitly classify harassment like unsolicited dick pics as a reportable offense: Twitter, Facebook, Tinder, Instagram, Reddit, and Snapchat. So when it comes to dick pics, practice safe sexting.

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